Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

George Carlin
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  1. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you...

  2. It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.

  3. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

  4. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

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